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the best conversation i have ever heard

  • A dad and his 5-8 son at the creekside pizza bistro on a sunny day. the dad has just ordered another beer and wants to keep him occupied while he sips and spits philosophy at the poor defenseless smokers around him. he asks the kid if he wants pizza.
  • little kid: no pizza.
  • dad: well what do you want to eat then?
  • little kid: (thinks a minute then yells) MEAT!
  • dad: what kind?
  • little kid: human! i just wanna rip my own arm off and try it

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you-dont-compare:

I wonder if she ever got a ride

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stockade:

What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous

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